Chaque profession scientifique a ses petites blagues. Vous connaissez peut-être l’histoire du biologiste et de l’araignée sourde, ou du physicien et de la vache sphérique.
Les matheux aussi ont la leur, et c’est beaucoup plus trash (et donc plus drôle aussi). Oreilles chastes, s’abstenir. Je la donne en Anglais car cela “sonne” mieux (pardon pour les fautes éventuelles).

After a long day in a conference in Istanbul, a mathematician, an applied mathematician and an engineer feel horny and decide to look for women. They end up meeting a gorgeous odalisque, wandering around with her black disgusting dog.
The odalisque seems OK but sets one condition :
- You can have sex with me, but here is the rule to come to me : at each minute, you are not allowed to come closer to me than half of the distance you were from me the minute before.

The mathematician thinks about it one second :
- F..ck you, these series can not converge in finite time !
And he goes away.

The engineer thinks about it one minute :
- Hmmm… If i am right, after ten steps, there may be some usual computational noise, and i can probably have sex with you …
And he comes forward of half the distance from the odalisque

The applied mathematician despisingly laughs at the engineering guy, and thinks one other minute :
- Hmmm … The mathematician is right, we can certainly not solve this problem. But, it might be possible to solve a closely related similar problem …

And he f…cks the dog.

Amis physiciens, à chaque fois que vous faites une approximation simplificatrice, pensez-y …

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